New Solutions To The World Financial Crisis

[seatkid]

Posted in the Daily Telegraph...

World leaders are secretly working on a New World Currency, they are meeting next week to put the apparatus together. The currency called the ' WANC ' ( World Alternate National Currency ) will be a series of new national currencies linked together and backed either by Gold (Slow WANC)

or the more volatile Silver (Quick WANC) . The older more established economies are expected to tie to Gold for a slower appreciating currency ( the Chinese especially prefer the idea of a Slow WANC ). Whereas emerging younger economies are expected to prefer Silver and the so called Quick WANC .

 

To cover against future financial crisis , nations will contribute into a special fund , the fund will be called the 'Special Purpose Emergency Relief Moneys' or SPERM . Countries will be dissuaded from taking advantage of SPERM by a regulator - the ' Trustees Investment of Special Sperm Unavoidably Expelled ' or TISSUE . After all, younger economies can't be expected to have a Quick WANC and then throw SPERM around whenever they want. Therefore any economy signing up to the WANC will have to have a TISSUE to put their SPERM in .

 

America is said to want Dollar parity with the WANC but that could never happen as the whole World knows that the Dollar ain't worth a WANC.

[Bigjeeze]

It's amazing how quickly someone can toss these things off - It never ceases to impress me the strokes some people will pull to talk about somebodies comeuppances!!